-- REBAHIN --
Get up!
It's so messy
you're quite something
I couldn't do it
even if you pay me
look at all these opened and unfinished
it's completely off
it'll attract cockroaches
come on... it's late
baby girl, let's get up
brush your teeth and have breakfast
sleep in is bad, get up is good
listen to your mum the best
alright
I'm up
alright... I'm up!
Come on, get up
we'll be late
mum
how many times do I have to tell you not to sing this song
the lyrics are bad and they don't fit the tune
but it works
whenever you hear it
you get up right away
mum
morning
Morning, hubby
morning, darling
let's have a kiss
ok
Get some sleep
oops, wrong button
darling, I'm off to work
give me a kiss?
You didn't shave
mum
are you tired playing with the same jokes everyday?
Nope, it's still funny
let's do zumba!
So this is zumba
interesting
mum
stop block the TV
how?
How?
Shake my shoulders but not the chest?!
Why would I be able to shake my chest?
Where am I shaking?
Babe, can you take a look...
Stop it
it's disgusting, I'm going to change
it's just the two of us!
Am I doing this right?
Mum
you wear dad's jumper to sleep every night
I think it needs a wash
you can't
it'll wash off your dad's scent
mum, we'll be late, do it when we get home
if I leave it, the hole will get bigger
let me
Done, mum
you really can do it, not bad either
mum
I have a degree in textile and fashion design
that's right...
Come on, we'll be late
I understand Janet's mum has to work
fly around all the time
so she couldn't make it to family day
there's no problem at all that
you come as a substitute
but...
You can be an uncle, father or brother
but why must you come as her aunt?
Well...
Normal voice please
ok
Janet wants me to pretend to be her aunt
Janet, you want an auntie right?
Yes, I want an auntie
you look like Beyonce
thank you
so Janet has her auntie Beyonce...
This is my card
people called me fai, pronounce like fight without the t
lifestyle extra company?
It's a very fashionable occupation in Japan
no offence, but... don't extras
just walk around in the background?
This is with much more hidden depth
I had a client
he was getting a raise and was having a dinner party
but he is embarrassed by his family
so I was "invited" to help out, needless to say...
It was fabulous
so how do you charge?
My mum told me, to be able to help those in need
I should count myself lucky, especially helping kids
Janet, tell miss Cameron here
what are you paying me?
Here
ain't that sweet? Thanks boss
can we go?
Yep!
Thank you, let's go!
Hey! Watch where are you going?
I'm so sorry!
I'm Eric's father. And you are?
She's my aunt... Beyonce!
Beyonce? Of course...
Can I help you?
You smell like lemon
what do you say, you and I get together sometime?
I know what you want
you just want to tap this ass!
It's very nice!
In your dreams!
Come on, just give me one chance
no chance, no chance...
Ok...
Looks quite good
wow, you guys made the pants look wonderful on you
give me a twirl... it's beautiful
you are the designer of these pants?
Yes... what do you think?
It's good!
Looks good and feels good
wool underpants, it's an eye opener, good job...
Thanks
look at these pvc underpants
look at how firm my ass is
yes
a little tighter here
look at mine made out of jeans
with zippers in the front, how cool
thank you
hey guys, how much do you charge for the day?
$3000 for fitting
$800 per hour for the first 3 hours
half a day $3000
if it's over 6 hours, that's a day
you're joking, right?
Wrong
it's not an hour yet
you guys can take them off
and go, thanks for the trouble
what?
Please send in our three in house model...
Yes
we've got models here
we can't claim them with the company
what in house model are you talking about?
They are just three asses from
design, accounting and quality control
hey, don't call us asses
You must be fat ass
what kind of model looks like this?!
To be honest, most of our customers
look just like they are
we depend on their comments
to make changes, and the results has been excellent
our dearest in house models
how do you feel?
Well, this wool underpants
is really itchy
itching balls!
My pvc underpants
feels so plastic and stuffy
developing jock itch
jeans underpants
is so tight
when I pulled the zippers
it got caught...
It's still there
poor lad
put some deep heat on it
what were you thinking
design a pair of underpants with zippers
men underpants don't have to be too fancy
the most important thing is
nothing will be left hanging
most importantly, it should allow them
to take it in and out
anytime they want
yeah, comfort is the most important
why would I want my balls itching?
Don't know what you were thinking?!
We are not lab rats
if I really have jock itch, are you going to be responsible?
I thought you studied abroad
what design do you call this?!
Did you even study at all?!
The post 90s generation are useless
I've got two at home...
These three pair of underpants are growing on me
it's you three that's making them look so disgusting
hey man... we are professional...
We are the fittest of the fat assess
I'm doing a supermodel's job on minimum wage
what more do you want?
It's... still hurting
enough... go back to work
the fitting's finished
we'll go and get change
keep wearing them
try them out properly
but it's really stuffy
then write a report on how stuffy it feels
and if you really have jock itch, take a photo
but I have to meet clients
tell them you are our in house model
they will understand
come on, go back to work
Brother, why are you drinking like this?
I just went to some cupping classes
over the weekend
really?
What is it?
I want to talk to you
about your plan to give karena her own fashion line
never mind that
there's a lot on my mind
is there something wrong?
Why do you assume something's wrong?
Isn't this a product of muse's company?
Yes
this is a concept
we thought of many years ago...
What's so funny?
I just feel so lucky
my love one is taking my measurement
remember this next time we argue
what if we put the pencil, measuring tape
and all these things
into a gift box
and sell it to the mass market
can't you stop working?
Isn't it good?
Allow the customers to take measurement of their love one
choose the style, material then put to order
and their men will receive it back in the post
a shirt measured by their love ones
how warm is that
I've already got a name for it
"the lovely shirt"
I've heard this is selling really well
have you talked to her about dividends?
I'm a man of my words
why would I ask for dividends?
So you are, and as you are a man of your words
you can give karena her own fashion line
I never said or promised such things
you are lying, a big fat liar!
I'm in charge here!
Don't change the subject, back to my problem
I want to go and speak to muse
but she's been avoiding me
now she send me this
do you think it means that she still has feelings for me?
Maybe
you think so too?
If that's what you think
but I think she might still be angry at me
are there any excuses
for me to go to hangzhou for her?
What are you doing?
Colouring in the clothes
hello
This is from me to you, here...
Why don't we go somewhere else
I'll book the place, alright?
Yeah
slow down
my friend helped me out with the factory
we must drink to the occasion
Tony, here, drink up
next time, your girl's not happy
men are brothers, women are laundry!
Come on
It's been 10 years?
Muse, I've looked for you many times
I know, but you couldn't find me
of course, with your businesses thriving
that's why I came
as soon as I received this
you haven't forgotten?
Why don't we talk over dinner?
You still have an appetite?
Why wouldn't I?!
You're going bankrupt and you are still so happy?
Me? Going bankrupt?!
Your sister told me everything
what did she say?
She said, according to market reports
men will no longer wear underpants
and that the business of men underpants
will go under in 3 years
you believed that?
Of course I don't believe that our underpants
but I do believe you are having problem with your business
yes, there are problems
yes, I need help badly
I'm going bankrupt!
That's why I'm here to ask for help
I can help you out, but you need to promise me one thing
no problem, just tell me
I want your designers to come up with a female fashion line
if I'm happy with it
I'll consider helping you out
and release a female fashion line together
alright, what is it?
The theme is...
"Men as clothes"
I think muse is playing you?
It was me who was in the wrong
but as a female fashion line
this theme is rather interesting
since muse has made such a request
we have to work hard together
to do our best on this project
don't worry about it, I'll take good care of it
everyone will chip in on this project
karena worked all night
and made a plan of action
karena, go on...
I think we should start...
Before you carry on
I have something to announce
to make sure the success of this project
I have employed an extra team to help
an extra team?
Yes
why didn't I know?
Well, I'm telling you now
jojo, please come in
Avatar
Let me introduce
this is our coo, C.T. yu
she know this company from back to front
inside and out
she is like the ledger of our company
if there are any questions
you can ask her for help
I am known to everyone as I know everything
I love helping out new comers
hello
ex-top 10 Chinese model
very well connected in the fashion industry
she's like a fashion world phone book
also known as I know everyone
has countless boyfriend
in one day, she has had breakfast, lunch, dinner
and supper with different boyfriends
that's amazing
but I know how to run this company
and karena's design are quite good
maybe we can work together
I think what Hugo is saying
is that, if you can help out on the administrative side
I wouldn't mind
but you cannot influence my creative decisions
but I have many years of experience
but all these experiences
are making underpants
that's right
one is six people in China wear our underpants
muse did mention, "men as clothes"
is not just a theme, it's also style of life
it's like tailor made for jojo
sis, you are like a hawk around karena
never even had a boyfriend
as for you, you've been a widow for so long
the best would be
for the both of you to work under jojo
me working under her?
Do you think what my uncle said
is funny?
Sorry, this is not what I mean
boss, you said muse
has asked our designer to design a fashion line
for her to decide if she'll be happy with it
then I believe it should be a fair competition
I'm one of the company's designer
I suggest we each make our design
and let muse chooses
well done! I'm behind you!
Yeah...
Our chances of winning will increase with an extra design
if the boss agrees
then we'll use this project
to decide the winner
if I lose, I'll leave this company...
Alright
same goes for my mum and I
what?
Are you really confident
designing this project?
Hey, did you hear a word I said?
I heard
no, it just sort of came out
no confidence at all
tell what were you shouting about?
I didn't have time to think
that avatar was stepping all over you
I was pissed off for you!
And just take our words back?
Don't, that's just weak
what should we do?
If we lose, we'll have to leave
why so serious, it'll make us lose
karena, why don't you grow up
be responsible for what you said
and think about
what to do with this project
if not, I'll confiscate your phone and computer
you're kidding
you are in luck
saturn is your planet, it has 62 moons
your pulling power is second to none
it's easy for you to attract girls
however, this is just an illusion
what does that means?
It means
most of the women
are just using you
because once you split up
she'll meet the love of her life
and a lifetime of happiness
can you save me?
Let me take a look at your palm
it's lucky Owen!
You are so lucky to women
do you think it will work on man with long hair?
Lucky Owen...
Cousin...
Why did you punch me?
What were you doing?
You were sweating, I came to see if you are ok
sorry, sorry, are you alright?
Nightmare again...
Girls are chasing after you again?
This is worse, there was a man too
Owen
sometimes I do suspect
if this whole lucky Owen thing
was made up by you just to get girls?
You don't believe me either?
I don't want this, but it is the truth
should I tell you, I went out with duchess of Cambridge?
After we split up, she met prince William
the rest are history
you could have photoshopped this
you still don't believe me, wait...
Hello, my cousin doesn't believe I'm lucky Owen
can you talk to him?
Who is this?
I am the famous
Sandra ng
if I didn't split up with him
I wouldn't have found Peter
do you want to speak with him?
No thanks...
Hubby - it's for you...
Hello
Peter...
Yeah, dinner will be good...
Okay, bye
your tastes in women is special...
Try everything once
true, true
fai
take the money, and pay the bill first
take it as rent
hey
no, take it back
if I take money from my cousin for staying a few days
what does that say about me?
I really don't understand you
you are so well educated
but act as an lifestyle extra
lifestyle extra working time is flexible
and loads of life experiences
it is a great inspiration for me to create apps
I'm just a little away to become rich
what about you
I don't why so many people
love these out focus pictures of yours
it's all out of focus, but it gets printed on card and t-shirt
hey, don't diss my photos
don't you feel the out of focus tells you something
they call me "the king of out focus”
it's never the money that I work for
you are the best, okay...
Ok
Lifestyle extra company
sir, take a seat...
Alright
what should I call you, how can I help you?
I'm chow yun fat
but people keep on mixing me and the actor up
just so people don't mix us up
people call me...
Fat yun chow
you two look so alike, fat yun chow
the thing is
a developer has contacted me
they want a piece of our land
you know, it was left to me by our ancestor
so we can't sell it, right
if the price is not right
now the price is right, it's time to sell...
Why don't you cut to the chase
so... the thing is
I need to move my great grandpa's grave
to another mountain side
you know, it's a big deal
to move my ancestor's grave, right
that's why I need to have a lot of "relatives"
shouting and crying
that'll give me some face
you know, face...
I totally understand you
you want me to act as your relative
your ancestor is giving me as your saviour
I'll make it an Oscar winning performance
how much will you pay...
This... is my offer
if I have face
then my village have face
whatever you normally charge, I give you 3ble
but... the thing is
if I lose face
I'll feel hurt, right, right?
Then you have to pay 4ble
if not, you will not be able to leave our village
take a look, these are muscles
have you seen such big piece of muscle...
No problem, it'll be great, greatest day ever!
Hey, why are you drinking bombs?
What for?
I have to face reality tomorrow
give up my dream and look for a job
why do you have to give up your dream?
It's fat yun chow, I owe him 100 thousand dollars
where do I have that?
Why do you owe him?
It was all going well, on my way to an Oscar
but the host made me over-act
and lost great grandpa's thigh bone
but it doesn't worth that much?
That's what I said
but everyone in their village are very big
I'm lucky to be alive
don't think about it, let's drink
I'm fine, you go and have fun
wow! It's in, you are so great
nah
hey, spiderman said, with great power comes great responsibility
you are lucky Owen
now you are out
it's a waste sitting with me
you should help girls who need you most
it's been a long time
doesn't need my help
true
She's perfect
she's too big for me to help her
get a room
so soon?
I have to go
come back
Me?
Hello
hello
take a seat
is this you?
You haven't seen it yet?
Welcome, everyone
to this very important even
great grandpa has been excavated
and now he's ready to go back down under
if anyone want to share their thoughts
this is the time
me.
Please, take it away
great grandpa, we'll be good
don't worry about us
it's been over 100 years
this is so touching, someone is still so upset
but, but can it be even more touch?
Sing with me
great grandpa I love you so
you are a good great grandpa
making us very rich today
we'll never dig you up again
great grandpa I love you so
love you so much till I die
put your hands together
that's great, very creative
is there anything else you've got
that can top this?
What?
Great grandpa
I miss youl!
You are so hard
your pony tail is so beautiful
the dog has a bone in its mouth? Is the dog yours?
I've never seen it...
It's great grandpa's leg
stop it, give us back the bone, hey!
No worry people
great grandpa will be right back
Hey
you are very good
don't you thing I overacted?
No, you put so much heart into it
it's no use, no one appreciates it
no, I appreciate it
my mum says
the post 80s & 90s generation
they are only half awake
not a lot of people put so much heart into work
thank you, and you are?
I'm karena, you?
People called me by my surname, fai...
If that's your surname
shouldn't it be pronounced bei and not fai?
Like the singer
wow, you know a lot
my mum taught me
and listen to mum, that's rare
Hey
it's just in no one apart from my parents
has ever know how to pronounce my surname
if you ever need any help, count me in
I'll do everything I can to help you
just as well
I have a project called "men as clothes"
I think you are perfect for it
you could be the man in "men as clothes"
alright
we can go into more detail, how do you charge?
To tell you the truth, I'm in debt
so whatever you can pay
well...
5000
ah?
For two months
what?
Tomorrow's breakfast too
what? Come again? What?
Hubby, I'm being bullied
that thing is tall like avatar
that's excellent, dear
it's not excellent
wrong button...
Are you alright, hubby?
Hubby...
Morning, you must be auntie
no such person
no, auntie
I'm fai, friend of karena's
since when did karena has a friend like you
just met last night, we had quite a connection...
Who's making so much noise?
Why is my daughter so scared?
I don't know
I'm calling the cops...
Don't, auntie, you misunderstood
don't call the cops...
He's a friend of mine
we're friends...
Why don't you let me in and put down the breakfast
what breakfast?
I've got scramble eggs & toasts
there are congee
tea
and "pineapple" buns
eat so much and good at breakfast
why didn't you say earlier, it taste better hot
alright, on the table
alright
thank you...
Stop being so polite
oh, yes, I forgot, tips for you
you have misunderstood again
misunderstood? You brought all these breakfast
you must take it...
It was me who bought it...
Mum, I've asked fai for help
he doesn't look like he can help?
Don't just judge me by my look
I'm actually a lifestyle extra
this is my card
I've asked him to come
and help us on "men as clothes" project
it's frozen
hey, don't touch it
I can fix it
no, I haven't got backups
it's alright, I know what I'm doing
mum, he can do this
this is not unusual
all you need is to update to a newer version
reboot it then it'll be fine
look, voila
this is version 4.1, with improve audio
it's got 7.1 surround sound, play a clip
you are looking beautiful
your face is slim, your waist is thin,
your skin is white, you hair is smooth
hubby, haven't heard you sound so good for a long time
it was really right beside me
you do really know your thing
fai, why don't you tell mum
what are you going to do with our project
alright
since the theme
is "men as clothes"
I will begin with your daily life
to put it simply, I will find a man for you
in your daily life, to treat him like clothes, treat him like laundry
and I am that man
I will be very professional and give you the best service
with Robert De Niro's and chow yun fat's method acting
during this time
I'll let you feel and live the theme
you know method acting?
You talking to me? You talking to me?
What's that?
I've been waiting for 3 years, for this one chance
the only thing to prove is not my brilliance
but my determination
to regain the losses
bravo
mum, we have to get to work
alright, let's go
you're going to work like this, are you?
What's the problem?
Let's change
get your hair done, a change of clothing
you look completely different
but the vibe you give is important
just look at the smugness on karena's face
that does not work
do not copy her
I'm going for a sense of cool
can any of you feel the cool?
Miss yu, how should
this form be fill?
Is it this one or this?
Hey, look at this...
How many are there? And...
It's very good, it can go up
That's it...
It can't
up!
It's dangerous, you might fall
Yesi
that's all
what were you asking me?
I want to know
which account should I work from?
You fill in the yellow form first
and take it to my room for me to sign
thank you, miss yu
you're welcome
whois...?
He is...
I am...
He is a model
what?
I am
I am a model
can't you tell from the pose I've struck
I am the top teen model...
You are a teen model?
I started late
and I look old for my age
don't believe me?
I'll show you my catwalk
I didn't know
there are model of your type?
I am more famous then you'd know!
Let's meet in my office
your office...
What's wrong with my office?
You'll know when you get there
let's go
hold me, I don't want to twist my ankles
yeah, if you twist them,
mind your head
be careful, mum
just made it...
What are you doing?
Your office has been assigned to miss jojo
no way?
Boss has sent out a memo
don't worry, I've saved a good seat
for you with excellent feng shui
where?
Your desk is here
miss yu
mum, what should we do?
Calm ourselves down, and get to work
auntie..
When you were facing jojo
you were still a bit scared
can you tell?
I don't know why it happens
when I am face to face with her
that won't work, if you lose, it must be with dignity
but I've found a solution over the Internet
a yoga course that's perfect for you two
a smile can hide all secrets
if you always put on a knowing smile
then no one can guess what you are really thinking
what yoga teaches this?
The infamous
yoga guru Richard billiham's
laughing yoga
is it difficult?
It's simple, all you need is a mirror
just so happen, I have one here
look at the mirror, and laugh at yourself
it'll a bit awkward to start with
but the key to success is
"fake it till you make it"
the more you laugh, the more it is real
movie imitates life, it's all an act!
Are you sure?
Of course
karena and I will go first
just follow my lead
Laugh if you know how
How come the designers
haven't arrived yet?
They are all busy
partying every night, they don't get up so early
then think of other ways
to get them to come?
We can go clubbing to meet with them
that's a waste of time, we can't out drink them
we'll be down before we start
They seems so happy
why are they so happy?
They've got a plan
what plan?
I don't know...
Meeting & diagram
they do seems to be onto something
I'm telling you, tea time is about to finish
if we don't call now, then we'd missed tea
it's just a takeaway, why so complicated?
Well, you two will argue otherwise
both of you want mixed meat balls
I've heard both your arguments
and drawn this out
efficiency and cost
are they discussing what factory to use?
Taste as well?
Are they going for zero pollution's material?
I suggest, both of you compromise
we go for mcyungkee
because their taste
healthiness, price & quantity
are the most average
the area is the largest
but there is something to mcyungkee
their plain fish ball
and beef ball are $20 with 6 per bowl
but their mixed meat balls
are $22 also for 6 per bowl
it's more expensive by $2
to explain this
I'll need another diagram
right
demand curves goes down
which means when you continue to use a product
increases
each increment
will have a decrement on your enjoyment
for example, a bowl of plain fish balls has 6
you'd enjoy the first three more than the last three
the same goes for beef balls
the first three will be more enjoyable than the last three
and when you add the areas
it represents how much you are willing to pay
for a bowl of plain fish ball or beef balls
alright
even though the boss of mcyungkee
thinks we are willing to pay the extra $2
but that does not matter
togetherness is the key
we don't need to order mixed meat balls
you order plain fish balls, you beef balls
we redistribute them
you give her 3 fish balls, you give her 3 beef balls
so, the amount of beef balls and fish balls stay the same
but the value of the meat balls
increases
under this scenario
we use minimal amount of money, with maximum enjoyment
and the greatest return, take that
jojo, look like they have a great plan
will we lose?
20 bowls of beef balls, 20 bowls of fish balls, excellent
you've have beaten my boss' evil plan
of course
what are you guys doing?
Hey
you're looking beautiful, in love?
Beautiful, right?
Quite good...
Brother? You must be brother!
You two...
Just our new staff
teen model
teen model?
Yeah
I'm more famous than you can imagine!
Brother, my name is fai
why don't you pay for this?
Why me?
We've got a new colleague, uncle
yeah
you haven't paid a long time
stop being so stingy
get the money from the boss, I'll deal with the meat balls
how much?
$850
these for $8507?
Cigarettes too
change
you don't need change, looking so good
alright, eat up and back to work
yeah!
Couldn't tell you are so good at everything, knows I. T.
Method acting
and all those diagrams, you studied a lot?
Quite a bit
if you studied so much
why are you doing lifestyle extra?
Just keeping myself
and my dream alive
dream, that's a word I haven't heard for some time
my dream is
to make a popular app
to hit it big
can you hit it big with an app?
Do you know there's an app called
"draw something"
it was sold for 1.8billion us dollars
wow, but is that a dream?
Isn't that a bit unreal
mum, what dreams are real?
Thank you
hello, yeah, 7 o'clock, swimming
hey, talk later, working, bye
was that Owen, how do you know him?
Why has he called you?
He's my cousin
is that the Owen who will not even work
for 300 thousand dollars?
That's the one
lucky Owen
what lucky Owen?
He knows a lot of people
all the famous designers take a liking to him
if we get him to help us, we'll definitely win?
Then we'll win, since I'm his cousin
if I ask, he'll definitely help
come on, let's go
the meat balls
they'll finish it
how did it go?
How was it?
Didn't work, he was crazy
I swam with him for three hours
he didn't say yes
you're useless, I thought he is your cousin, it's simple
he doesn't need money
he doesn't want to work, I've ran out of ideas...
Wait
all we want is Owen's contact list
if we can get hold of them
we can call the designers ourselves
theoretically yes, but he keeps his phone with him
what's he doing?
Sauna
no one take phones to sauna, right
I'll go in and steal it now
you sound like you steal a lot, it breaks the law
you can go to jail, don't try it
there are loop holes we can get pass
we can upload his contacts onto cloud
then download to my phone
if he doesn't know that it happened
he doesn't really suffer any loses
that's it then, let's go...
Let me...
You are just a girl, you're not going in
who'd marry you if you get caught
let me do it
wait...
Do you know what you're doing?
To the clouds
how hard can it be
ok
I'll take another look, you teach your mum
you go here, here then here...
Anyone here?
Really no one's here?
Not a single person's here
come on in, come on, now, now, now
what now?
Can't you walk a bit louder...
I was shouting for horse number 8
I didn't know you gamble
aren't we going to sauna, let's lock our phones away
my phone is in the back
while Owen
yours is in the front by the door
we won't mix them up
locker number is 346, 346!
Padlock number is 9527
remember?
I remember
I get all mix up in the sauna room
I might forget
let's go to the sauna
come on
action
ok
Wait, this is...
Ice
why ice?
You'll know soon enough
mum, be careful
Good stuff
give it back
Why are you doing this?
Don't you know?
Sauna's high temperature
can kill our sperms and cause impotence
putting ice down there
will protect sperms from getting hurt
you want kids?
I have always loved kids
you are so popular with the girls
you can just ask one to bare your child
you think it's all fun and
games being lucky Owen?
They just want me as a stepping stone
to their next guy
no matter how serious they look
but it's all in my head
to act normal
when breaking up, I always pretend that I don't care
but it hurts
I didn't know you suffered so much
so it's useless taking such good care
you can't say that
I'm such a nice guy, maybe I'll meet someone
I should save the best for her
What is this, what does this phone wants
I thought it was just a few taps
this is crazy!
It's so hot
what should I do?
Have to ask fai for help...
Does it have to be so hot, it's like hell?
What are you doing here?
You know him?
Big brow...
Your friend looks so interesting...
He was born this way
let me talk to him
what is it?
Can't get into cloud
try to force him to go to shower now
and make him stay there
while I fix the phone, ok?
Cool
hey, can I have some water?
Oh, alright
Yeah, it's still ice cold
I didn't see the water
where did it came from?
I won't ask, if I were you
think of a way to get him out
easy
Why would you do that?!
What the... do you have no manners
hey, dropped my pants
I have never seen a phone froze so badly...
So much foam?
What brand is this, the foam keeps on coming...
Alright, to the cloud...
Hey, you still have loads of foam
yeah, I don't know why, they just won't go away
fai
coming
I kept washing my hair
because of all the foam
really?
It gave me time to think...
What is it?
If you ask for help, you must really need it
I will help you
you are such a good boy
you could have promised sooner
so indecisive
it would have saved me some trouble
your friend is so weird?
You can tell he's crazy
ignore him
you're such a good boy, I'll wash your foam off
let's shower together...
Hey, try this, it has a lot of foam...
Wait, let me take my pants off
me too
jojo, what are you using these for?
It's killing my back
I'm going to use these
as the raw material for our project
I see, you mean men...
Are trash, excellent
hey, my cousin
hi
My cousin... - Hello, my cousin...
Let me introduce
the universe's most
out focus fashion photographer and my cousin
Owen
karena
hi
Hi... - Karena
call her auntie like I do
Owen, I've heard of you, Owen...
Auntie, you look so familiar
but I look so much more beautiful
then she doesn't look familiar
Mr. Owen
welcome to our company
thank you
you got Owen to help you
looks like your team is onto something
yes, brother
don't get in my way
I'm taking photos
you know, for my weibo!
Ok...
Boss...
Owen
let me introduce you to the head of the other team
jojo... this is Owen
hello, I'm jojo...
Hello, I'm Owen...
You two look like you know each other
right?
I know of him, never worked together...
Maybe in the future
hello...
Muse, wait a second...
Sorry, I got to take this
you're difficult to get hold of
I've tried everything, you know?
I'm going back to work
ok...
Come on, let's call those designers
ok...
Who are we calling?
Charlie, Samantha, Chris and Leon
there are no 50 left
51 will be close enough
how about this?
Hey! Baby!
Hey!
You are here?
I'm not here for you... darling...
Jojo, they are here for Owen
it's not a hug, if shorter than 10 seconds
but we called first
yes
but they say don't have to give you face
why don't we order tea
I suggest mixed meat balls, alright?
Owen will do for tea
Wouldn't it be good to hear what they are saying?
Now you can
I got it from home
as they say, you don't want to
get on the wrong side of your boss
last time you asked us, what they were talking about
I couldn't give you an answer
I don't want that happening again, so I setup a
< live of others > style rig, listen
I thought jojo's a phonebook
who knows everyone
now she has nothing
all the designers on our side
I can turn this off
keep it on
yes
come here
I heard him talking to muse
he's going to hangzhou in two days time
let's make the first move, follow him there
sell our idea to muse
alright, mum
go on
we don't have all the information yet
we don't have time, so a little gimmick will do
I'll turn this into a 3D proposal
will it work?
Of course
look at < Titanic >
they add 3D to it,
and sold over 10 billion in China
have you bought this place?
It's rented, don't have the money
your class is so old?
They study so slow
it's takes them 10 to 20 years to get a phd
you've got a phd...
Mum, stop disturbing us...
Auntie, no
they're useful?
Very
then why on a blackboard, so low tech
that took me half a year to think up
you just wiped a week and a half off
this is for that app you are designing?
Yes
how far away are you?
Maybe tomorrow, maybe the day after that
maybe one year, maybe 10 years
such a mystery?
Come over here
take a seat...
This is my app "Ivan"...
So detailed
yes
western style
not bad
also
for holidays
you can download gifts
to pay your respect
some like cars and condos are more expensive
there are also maids, all to your individual need
there are so little land left, with this app
it'll be much more convenient
and if you have more ancestor, no problem
look
so creative
how much can it sell online?
It doesn't yet
because there's a charity
doing it for free
then what?
I have to think of something
that's exclusive to me
then people will buy it
will it be difficult?
Yes
will you get stuck?
Most probably, if not it's not a dream
take a look at this
your ancestor will talk to you via email
look how alive he is
oh my god!
What did I tell you...
Auntie sleeps like this?
Will karena be the same?
Don't think so
you're up?
You didn't sleep?
No
Are you done?
Nearly, then I can render
work hard, I'll make you some breakfast
thank you...
What the... l
you have never cooked anything for me
why have you...
Fai is hungry...
But, look at this...
It just happened
I've found out I can't fried the egg and spam
and noodles at the same time
that's why it's slightly burnt
it tastes so good
really?
Sometimes, food is not just about the taste
it's also the thoughts behind it
the thoughts you put into this is more important than the taste
why don't you stuff, I mean eat
karena cooked this for you too, I can't
stuff, I mean eat that!
No, you should have more
it's yours... - Goon
yours...
Eat it!
Oh my, I really want to eat it
but it has finished rendering, we have to go
or we will miss the flight
let me get the thumb drive
I'll do it
thanks
you're so lucky
I was scared
I don't understand why have you two came?
Karen's never been to hangzhou
plus we haven't been on a family holiday for a long time
he's not family
why is he here?
I take the luggage
I've heard west lake and "westbrook resort" are beautiful
I want to take a look
yeah
then why is Owen here too?
You need a photographer on holiday, but don't worry
it's free
if it's free, then let's take a photo
alright...
Jump higher...
One more, ok
hey, boss, miss yu, what a coincidence
meeting you two here?
Why are you here?
I'm trying to find inspiration here
what about you?
We are here on family holiday
there can't be so many coincidence
the five of you are killing me
I wanted to come alone
and spend some private time with muse
all of you have ruined it
Hugo
muse...
I'm so happy you are picking me up
you didn't tell me, there'd be so many of you
yeah, I don't know why they are here...
Met in the airport?
Miss muse, hello
hello, you are jojo?
Yes
this is my proposal to "men as clothes"...
Muse, it's been a long time
karena, called auntie muse
auntie muse...
Why is she calling me an auntie
when she just used to call me by my name?
She should be
all grown up
this is my proposal...
Flying takes so much out of me
you must feel the same, bro?
Yes
let's go back to hotel
alright...
Get on...
I'll take the backl [I I'm in the front
slowly...
Be careful
there are no seats left
go and find another car...
What should I do?
Come on!
Let's find a ride together
can your car read thumb drives?
Yeah
thank you
alright
thank you
good!
What a coincidence
that everyone's here
and this car can read thumb drives
we have prepared a proposal for miss muse
in 3D
karena, please hand 3D glasses to everyone
thank you
I have never seen a 3D proposal before
enjoy the show!
Welcome to< try my breast >
do I make you horny? Do I?!
What is this?
I took the< try my breast >thumb drive!
Sorry...
Don't...
No, I have to get it back now...
Stop getting in my way
ct.
Shouldn't you take off karena's...?
No, I'm an adult
it's alright
we watch these as a family all the time
right, bro?
Yes
I wouldn't have guessed your change is taste?!
Yes
it's different
I'll be quick...
Have you seen my underpants?
My red & black boxers?
I haven't seen it since we were together last time
Binned it
I wonder if it's real or fake?
Did you see the girth
of their neck - no one's that big?!
They are not real
they are all real
I shot it
what?
I personally think, when the guy said
I'll take on all ten of you, as the most amazing, right?
Silly!
Welcome to hangzhou xixi Sheraton hotel
wonderful to see you and wonderful hotel for you...
Muse, I've already made plans
romantic events just the two of us, everyday
I've booked a yacht to take us round west lake
then helicopter to qiandao lake for dinner
I've bought this big fish
his head is as big as a table
tomorrow is even better
I also booked a chef
to make us imperial cuisine
it takes three days to finish...
Just save it!
What...
What I mean is, your business is going down
you should save up whatever you can...
Yes
but I can do night market or barbeque
just the two of us?
Of course
what about them?
They are all grown ups
that's not right, they came together,
they are family
karena, ct, I'm not going with you guys
enjoy your time here!
We'll talk about us another time, see you...
Are you alright?
Why is muse giving me the cold shoulder?
Maybe we are here and she's shy?
It's because all of you are here, ruined everything...
Come on, brother
are we going to eat the freakishly big fish?
You eat it
why don't we put our stuffs down and have spa?
I want to go to west lake
I've heard eating sunset while watching watermelon
it would be specially sweet...
You've got it the wrong way round
nah, so sweet...
I've read you've got loads of boyfriends
there are some who keeps me company
haven't you found your true love yet?
People say, after getting together with you
they have found their true love
is it true?
I've heard so too
so do you think any girls
genuinely like you and be with you?
I don't know
poor soul...
I'm going to gym, why don't you sleep in
I thought you want some buns for breakfast
I can go with you
don't worry about it, sleep in
Jojo, I can do gym later
let's have breakfast together. Jojo?
Owen
I miss you
I've got Katy doing
the styling for this advert
let me try it on
Nicole Kidman's got 3 days for us
she's already in Paris, private jet is waiting for us
I'm looking for my friend...
Is it a girl?
I saw a very tall girl, she was running
you are lucky Owen in Hong Kong
like the monk in monkey king
what girl doesn't try to bag you?
Do the serious stuff first, come on...
I've got a question for you
have you seen my bracelet?
It's alright, just wanted to ask
I can get you one
how?
You gave it to another girl
it wouldn't be the same one
hey, lucky Owen
lucky Owen, it's me, tiny
thanks to you, I've found my true love
that's good news!
You stay there
I'm coming over to thank you
Good luck, Owen
hey
it's alright! - Lucky Owen
no, thanks
stop exasperating so much
it's your fault, I'm not listening to you...
I was going to tell you how to find muse
then speak up
I've asked her secretary
it looks like she love zumba
she's invited a zumba instructor to teach her
we can go to the dance studio now
for you to work things out with her
what's zumba?
Using Latin dance steps to do aerobic
then that's it for me
I don't know Latin dances
nor do I know zumba
that's less of a problem
you need a change of clothes
how?
Five, six, seven, eight...
Hi!
Do you have a show?
No
Your secretary said you'll be here
so I came along
doesn't have to be so proper...
Ct said this will bring more mood to it
hi! Better atmosphere if there are more of us
well, your friends look great! Come join us...
Yeah!
Ready, go
one and two and three, rolls out...
Sorry...
One and two and three, arms down...
And go... one and two and three and go...
You need be more passionate
more sexy, more power
one, two, three...
Don't scare me
Up up down down... one more, up...
Stop hitting your head
it just means from the top
don't hit yourself
alright...
Stop it
the watermelon are not so sweet
but the celeries are quite crunchy
the sunset at west lake is so romantic
thanks for taking me here
a lot of people like it online
why are you so nice to me, help me out all the time?
Maybe it's fate
seeing you happy is most important to me
That hurts...
Are you alright?
You sneeze like you are heading a ball
are you alright?
Of course not
I'm for real, are you ok?
I said not
that's lot of blood
do you like it?
Should we take a walk?
But you...
I know, mosquitoes will love it...
And up... last time... and jump
I can't, have to rest
sorry
ok - wait
are you alright, too much for you?
I'm fine
my legs are shaking
want to throw up
my heart is beating fast...
Nothing else?
No
Let's stop for a while
we take a break, ok?
Good idea
getting better?
Better
you are so bad
look at you
you were torturing him
I thought you want to dance
you were just hopping around
well... it was way too simple
you think it was simple?
Yeah
ok, guys, time's up, let's do it...
Alright, you take a rest, let me
Amazing! You are marvellous!
Thank you...
Muse, don't you see
I've poured my heart out for you?
I can do anything for you
we'll talk about it next time
I've got other things to do
what's important is your presentations next week
see you!
Thank you...
Thomas, bye bye! See you tomorrow, bye bye!
Thanks to your supports
I did it
as a thank you
I've bought some souvenir from west lake
I've got cakes
watermelon
broccoli
I ettuce
celery
and of course
some sago
take a piece
the cakes there taste so good
thank you
take a piece
thank you
come in for a meeting when you've finished
I'll wait
yes
Ben, you tell me
why don't men take relationship seriously?
I don't know
I love my wife
tell the truth, or I'll fired you
men loves freshness
fresh?
Men only want to have a fresh relationship
but women always try to keep a relationship fresh
wanting... keeping...
Ben, you go and find
where in Hong Kong can you buy memory metals
if there are none, order it online, the quickest delivery possible
copy!
Amy, you need to find out
what's the lightest material around and where can we get it?
Yes madam!
Brother...
Take a piece
thank you
brother...
Please!
Stop begging me to hear you out
look at me, look at how distraught I am
this is all your fault
auntie, do you want a piece
are you hungry?
No
Tell me
how come we took the wrong thumb drive?
That's because...
Mum, it was me...
Who copied to the wrong thumb drive
I thought you are an expert?
It's not his fault, I took...
Sorry... it was mixing up the thumb drive
it's not your fault, you don't need to protect me
I'm not - you, come with me
mum...
I want a talk with him, alone
give us a few minutes?
Sit down!
You call me auntie, you see me as an elder
I called you in here, to talk to you
as your senior
have you thought about how long you would stay?
I know you like karena
but were you really going to stay here
and be a teen model for the rest of your life?
You said you have a dream
lifestyle extra
is a way to keep your app dream alive
it's silly, but I could let it slide
but I know karena still hasn't pay you
how are you going to pay your rent?
Is your dream just a big joke?
If dream is just something to talk about
instead of trying to achieve it with action
then we can sit here all day long
what is it?
I don't know, I don't know what they are saying
come with me
jojo, someone needs to borrow something
who?
What you want?
The baby monitor
please, jojo
Let me tell me
I don't think you should waste your time
for my daughter
I'll tell the accountant to sort out your payment
and you can stop working for us
I understand everything you said, thank you
work hard
fai...
See you, I'll work hard...
What you said was so out of order!
How do you know what I said?
You stop planning for me
the future is mine, what's it to do with you?!
Can you just calm down
hear me out, as a friend
I'm done listening!
What is this?
You said we are friends, then we are just flat mates
we are separating
I'll move out as soon as I find my own place
that's enough
I'm serious
we'll share the sitting room and dining room
apart from the fridge
the kitchen is all yours
alright, flat mates, everything in half
alright, this flat is your uncles, no rent
but broadband, water, electricity, gas
security, maintenance, rates
travel, food and everything else
that's $8400 per month, come on, give it
What's wrong? Doesn't have it?
If you don't have the cash, then don't try to be clever
What's good in winning, if you lose your family?
Hubby, I miss you, I really miss you!
I'm useless...
I want to help my brother, but keeps on getting it wrong
try to do well at work, and it is in pieces
and now argued with our daughter
I listened to you and tried to be friends with her
but she doesn't want to be my friend
I'm tired, I'm useless, I don't do well at work
I am not good at being a sister or mum
I'm a loser, hubby
Baby girl, let's get up
brush your teeth and have breakfast
sleep in is bad, get up is good
listen to your mum the best
my girl...
Mum, you haven't hugged me for so long
you haven't let me hold your hands for years
sorry, mum
we hold hands whenever you want
Mum
I know what "men as clothes" should be
Are you alright?
Never had been better
a month went by so quickly
today we'll see the work
both of you have done for "men as clothes"
jojo, you go first...
Yes
men only want to have a fresh relationship
but women always try to keep a relationship fresh
I believe 21st century women
could also have a fresh relationship
rather it's men or clothes
it should be kept
as fresh, crisp and beautiful as possible
let me introduce, memory fabric series 24
This dress is made with memory metal
and memory fabric
the dress have a lifespan of 24 hours
in this 24 hours
the dress will change continuously
according to our inputs
to display different style
every piece will be one of its kind
it will always be fresh
and beautiful
Jojo, this is amazing
and it fits the theme very well
I like it
thank you...
Alright, done
let's go
still got aunties
really? Should we stay?
Of course
I have not met a lot of men in my life
but luckily, those I know
have given me a lot of love
so I think if you really like a piece of clothes
it's the same as when I love a man
I don't want to throw it away
I will want to keep it for life
wear it everyday
that's why I've used this concept
to create our "men as clothes" series...
Isn't this the pyjamas you won't throw away?
It only looks like it
the greatest thing about this design
is not only models look good in it
everyone can too
this series is made from the best cotton
2000 threads, so it's very soft
its shape will never change
even after years
it will be as beautiful and closer to your heart
if this is produced by muse
I think it'll sell for over 10 thousand dollars
but if we are doing a cross over
with a mass market strategy
it can sell for under 300 dollars
at this price, every women
can have their own
there are more than 10 billion people in China
half of them are female
I'll be very rich
Thank you for your presentation
jojo's design is brave, unique
stylish & very modern
ct's design is warm and touching
I'm sorry jojo
but I like ct's design more
because she completely convinced me
on her take on "men as clothes"
congratulations, ct!
Congratulations, ct!
Thank you
Congratulations, I'll leave the company...
Don't you think about it, you are very good
our company will not let you go
it's your chance to get her to stay, go for it
thank you
jojo, I have missed you
I'm just scared, that's why I pretend I don't care
didn't you ask, will girls really find true love
after being with me?
I'll tell you it's true
because your next one is me again
what about you and tiny?
Even though it's a different bracelet
but let's forget the past and start afresh
what about you and tiny?
I said forget the past
did you or did you not?
Let's start afresh
muse, my brother has loved you
and waited 10 years
why don't you just be straight with him, so he can stop waiting
look at him, he looks crazy
don't call me crazy
just get it over with!
It's obvious you have feelings for him
if not you wouldn't have send him the "the lovely shirt"
it's been 10 years, and not a single phone call
I have called, I also wrote letters, emails and smss
I also send you a private message on weibo
all you ever asked was the weather and if I'm well
you never asked about here...
If I ask now, will it be too late?
Not at all
muse, I'm sorry I hurt your heart
women are not laundry
men are, I want to be your
best and most comfortable piece of clothes!
If I don't like it
I can return it right?
Of course!
Yeah...
We are about to kiss,
why don't you get out of our way
I have to withess this romantic moment
get a life
mum, you are great
yeah... there's one more thing
what?
Come on!
The lift is busted
how are we going to get to the top, let's wait
no one from your generation
are willing to give for love, let's take the stairs...
What?
Fai...
You are looking beautiful
your face is slim, your waist is thin,
your skin is white, you hair is smooth
you are so beautiful
- hubby? You're visiting me? - Another one...
You are just so gorgeous, look...
You are naturally beautiful
if there are more of you
people won't need plastic surgery
beautiful
hey, I was walking by and I bought your favourite
barbeque pork
you know me so well
you are such a good sister
an excellent worker
and the best mum ever
I'm so proud of you...
Thank you
darling
auntie, why are you here?
Why was my husband here?
With your encouragement, I had a breakthrough
I used your husband as my app's beta test
what does that mean?
You can upload a video and project a 3D image of it
so you can see them face to face
and go around with them during Halloween
stop kidding
how's it selling
I don't know, I only just put in up online
I haven't slept in a week
but I've set a chime
every time someone buys, it'll ring
what does it sound like?
This, that means one person bought it
that's two?
Yes
800 people
no
It's in 10 thousands
8 million?
Yes
then you are rich?
Yes
it's so noisy, turn it down...
Mum...
Hey...
Karena, I miss you
I didn't want to get distracted, so I didn't take your calls
but I did it!
Look how well my app is selling
I told you having a dream is important
yes
fai, I think we need to talk
what is there to talk about?
There is
you used my husband's clips
to do your app's beta test - yes
I don't have a choice
but to buy 51% of your company!
How much does your company worth?
519,
this morning it's about $5000
now... 3 times 3 is six, 2 times 4...
It's about 2 billion us dollars
I don't care for such small amount
I'll buy 51% at this morning's rate
ok?
If not I'll leave with karena now!
Don't...
Why don't you leave after dinner
taxis are hard to catch at this hour
what?
Just kidding
whatever you say
joker!
Karena...
Stop touching my daughter
legs up, looks cool, more
bigger movements
or it won't be out focus
chin up more
just look at these
all of them are out of focus...
But he...
This is art...
It totaling worth 500 thousand, right?
I actually want to give him a raise...
You're sweating...
Nose is itchy...
Here?
Hi! Everybody...
Did you know
we've received lots of order for our "men as clothes" series
a lot of company want to do a crossover with us
there are d&b, q&a, w&c...
Hey...
I don't care about the company business anymore
all I care about is where to go with muse and be happy
how about a round the world cruise?
How about a walk around the world
how to do that...
I've walked round the world
because you are my world
I have to enjoy my world
it's tea time, let's put down your work
ok - over here
let's eat...
Mum!
Dear...
Do you have to have a big cigar?
Of course!
Fai's and my company
has just been listed on nasdaq
we don't have too much
just 10billion
1in us - or so
and to prove a lot of things you said were wrong
and I was right
I've bought out your company
I'll be the
ceo, cfo, ufo, ffo
I'll be everything!
Be whatever you want
since I've hit it big
I have so much free time on hand.
And since the hits of my song
have beaten that bieber guy,
I didn't have a choice
I'm releasing my very own single
mum and I are also in it
you, a singer?
Stop joking
since everyone is here
without any preparation
let me give you guys a performance
right here and now
sing with me